Where to begin...
COCOA-NUT, The youngest sibling often teased for being the creative type, the one to fall from conventional norms.
"No one even likes coconut, such a weird topping!" OATMEAL COOKIE hurls with attitude.
"Yeah, well not everyone likes raisins, in fact; your name was supposed to be OATMEAL RAISIN, but simply mentioning raisins can rub people the wrong way!" COCOA-NUT spits with venom towards his own kin.
*silence*
"Are... are you okay, OAT?" COCOA-NUT mutters from across the grocery shelf.
*sniff sniff* (OATMEAL COOKIE socially hides the tear rolling down its front label)
"Truth is, NUT. I've always been jealous." OATMEAL COOKIE humbly admits.
"I don't believe you" COCOA-NUT quickly responds.
"Your cocoa covered clusters combined with the fact it's UNSWEETENED COCONUT that is low temperature roasted in honey... it just, it drives me crazy. Imagine if my all-natural grapes were somehow combined with an ingredient tag team buddy of sorts while sunbathed into perfection. Imagine that world!" OATMEAL COOKIE passionately confesses.
"Sounds like a trauma dump, you okay?" COCOA-NUT jokingly asks.
*a chuckle is heard on the other side of the shelf*
CHOCOLATE CHIP over looks and decides not to participate in the exchange, today isn't its spotlight. CHOCOLATE CHIP gracefully allows the blog post to end.
To conclude, when your day-to-day routine becomes too predictable, COCOA-NUT is always there to lean on.